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nash and haven are dancing around the room with batons after having turned off all the lights but the christmas tree. they are making up christmas songs.


NASH:

jesus made different people, jesus made houses, the workers make houses, i know that picture was jesus that was born, christmas is jesus' birthday, heavenly fadder made santa, jingle bells, santa comes at christmas eve, yo ho ho, i know that because it's christmas eve, it's just a song because it's christmas eve, reindeers come at christmas when it's snowing, santa knows that and he needs the reindeer to fly this way because the reindeer have to take santa then the reindeer fly, yo ho ho, frosty the snowman, the children know how he came alive, darn it darn it, it's christmas now, christmas at last, let's have a parade, we're having a parade, havey we're having a parade because it's christmas at last, ha ha ha ha, one two three, one two three, stop everybody, clap, christmas, christmas, christmas, christmas!

do you want to hear another song?

rounding rounding, i had a necklace that you blow bubbles with, but it's gone and it's at grandma's house, and i know that it's christmas at last!

HAVEN:

ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! ra ra ra ra ra! it's your turn, nash!

NASH:

i know my A B C's because it's christmas eve!